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zuriya:

I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.

(via shes-like-rain)

sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

(via mannybarbosa)

bitch-youaint-shit:

relationship goals

bitch-youaint-shit:

relationship goals

(via shes-like-rain)

2am-poetry:

thecherrywinehouse:

king-joaquin:

strip club owner

me when i retire

the real winners out here

2am-poetry:

thecherrywinehouse:

king-joaquin:

strip club owner

me when i retire

the real winners out here

(via shes-like-rain)

artvevo:

be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth

(via shes-like-rain)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via genesuschrist)

mainlysad:

today this girl came up 2 me n said “you pull off the dead look so well! How do you do it do you have make up tips?” n i started laughing bc rly i havent slept in 3 days aijhdfgurgjj 

(via hitlersbreasticle)

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

(via monkeysxarctic)

(Source: sherinasmiles, via unfuckkable)

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

(via hitlersbreasticle)

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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adversvry:

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PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius