joeyisanolive:

Back to school commercials make me mad for a number of reasons.

Who the hell is that excited to go to school?

Who the hell gets a boyfriend the first day?

What school are they going to where the girls can wear shorts?

Why are freshmen played by six year olds?

Why is everyone white?

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

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officialcocaine:

when you’re a few dollars and short and the cashier says its okay

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happafaith:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

happafaith:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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emanuzguerra:

My friend sent me this video without context

I’m laughing so hard !

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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